Thursday, May 11, 2006

About keeping the house clean and other important ways to preserve your marraige...

" I'll tell you the real secret of how to stay married. Keep the cave clean. They want the cave clean and spotless. Air-conditioned, if possible. Sharpen his spear, and stick it his hand when he goes out in the morning to spear that bear; and when the bear chases him, console him when he comes home at night, and tell him what a big man he is, and then hide the spear so he doesn't fall over it and stab himself. "
-Jerome Jospen Chodorov Fields

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